I was just thinking to myself that it was been one of those days were nothing goes quite right. Thing fall off tables, bottles fizz up, file uploads drop out 95% of the way through.

That kind of thing. Nothing big, but little annoyances. That's when the noodle fell off my spoon, splashing a drop of Kua Teow soup straight into my eye. Here are a couple of the ingredients of Kua Teow: garlic, pepper powder, chilli powder, salt, dried peppers. Trust me on this. DO NOT get this shit in your eye. I've just used half a bottle of mineral water flushing my eye out, which thankfully did the trick. It's a little red now but all seems ok.